From the category archives:

Haiku

Twitter Fail Haiku

July 17, 2009 · 0 comments

Tweet, tweet the fail whale,
Tweet, tweet, goes security,
Hash tag epic fail.

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Quitter Bandito

May 2, 2009 · 0 comments

So I was in this contest to win a brand new Nissan Cube. The odds were pretty good (1 in 10), so I was feeling pretty confident, but then I got disqualified because I’m an absentminded ass.
Well, to add insult to injury, @jamiebandito turned my own camera on me (and @originaloflaura) and got me to [...]

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Media Afterlife Haiku

March 24, 2009 · 0 comments

Mass media reaches its natural end-state when
we broadcast our lives rather than live them.
– Nicholas Carr
We talk too much, but…

say little, listen rarely,
and stop living life.

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Twitter Rumor Haiku

February 12, 2009 · 0 comments

If Twitter charged me,
there would always be Jaiku,
which rhymes with haiku…
Originally posted as a comment here.

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Open Source Haiku

February 5, 2009 · 2 comments

Infinite monkeys
writing infinite code that
nobody will own.

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Desert Afterlife Haiku

January 30, 2009 · 1 comment

If you’ve never stared
off into the distance then
your life is a shame…

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WOM Haiku 2

December 29, 2008 · 0 comments

The voice of trust says
a product is good or bad.
We all hear a truth.

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